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<< BEIGE OFFICE >> CRYSTAL GIFT SET

$24.99 USD

Crystals for Fluorescent and Bureaucracy and for surviving office life.

Your gift set includes:

  • 1 Smoky Quartz
  • 1 Green Aventurine
  • 1 Citrine
  • 1 Carnelian
  • Custom printed drawstring keepsake pouch
  • Postcard with crystal descriptions

Note: crystals are natural and sizing and coloring will vary slightly for each set.

Smoky Quartz

Absorb and filter beige, soulless, fluorescent buzzing energy with this grounding, soothing, and neutralizing stone.

Green Aventurine

Karen is in your candy bowl again, and Melissa is asking you if you rent or own and where you got your shoes. Keep cloying, stagnant, office-dwelling energies, and prying, leeching coworkers at bay with this stone. 

Citrine

There is a window nearby on the other side of the cube farm, can you almost see it? Carry this stone with you and endure even the most soul-crushing meetings and conference calls. You’ll be reminded that you are, in fact, human, and you can one day get out of the matrix.

Carnelian

It’s easy to forget who you are when you’re surrounded by glass ceilings and bureaucracy. Be courageous enough to be you. Go ahead, express your inner thoughts, speak up, trust yourself, and banish negative conditioning. Just do it outside of working hours or you’ll get fired.

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