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Going into swimsuit season like:
When you're dead inside but manage to still protect your face from the sun (or other annoyances and/or people) while working on your all-over tan. This oversized embroidered straw hat is everything and then some. Your key Spring Break piece, favorite cruise accessory, or just hilarious and edgy photo prop. Bonus points if you're on a family vacay and want to keep the annoying tourists at bay.
THE AMAZING CRUSHABLE, PACKABLE EVERYTHING HAT
The best part of this hat? You are dead inside and/or have no fucks to give so the last thing you'd want be bothered by is meticulously packing and protecting your hat. This hat is crushable/foldable, which means you can throw it in any bag and it barely takes up space, and doesn't need too much special attention to keep its shape. It bounces back immediately to its previous shape like a model after birthing a child.